after the darkness:)

[thoumayest]

Person Enduring Absence of Electricity Log
Day 1:
watching Mirmo de Pon when tv suddenly turns off, first awareness of black out, no idea how strong Milenyo is since no tv, all is fine, heavy wind, all turn insane when kuya used up all of laptop's battery, persona swears brother, no entertainment, water is scarce, all start to "igib" tubig, almost damaged eyes while taking bath in dark bathroom.
Day 2:
happy sweet sixteen, first friend to greet is rj, what a birthday, celebrant gets hell bored, decides to go to ATC and treat self, netopia is full, b/connected is closed, coolman is out of order!, decides to enjoy nestea and waffle in food court, goes home, enjoys candle lit birthdady party with ice cream and cake, tries hard to eat everything since fridge is out of order, lights lucis to illuminate dark street.
Day 3:
wakes up in middle of night because of heat, at brink of insanity when at exactly 12:15 am, houselights turn on, electricity finally distributed, good news; water increases, but there's a catch! water dirty, parents stop doing laundry since water brown, almost late for Church since cannot take bath, writes the Ms.Aus.BuggingMeForTheWholeWeek article, unable to buy new correctin fluid (last one got lost), grocery, go home, write this, Amen.

~Whew, what a day, I mean a 3-day. It is the first time in Ayala Alabang history that there was a 3-day black-out. You should check out the trees. Almost all of them are uprooted...

Anyway, this is a little entry that I've been working on since I entered senior life. Check it out. Suggestions are highly welcomed.

Sir Pol	Student's Response
Look at here!	Look at where?!
Excuse me, please!	You may pass!
People at the back!
Miss Aus	Student's Response
You're on the right track.	I think I got derailed.
Perrrfeck!	Magnipiko!
Did you get the process?	Warning: System Shutdown
Miss Ella	Student's Response
Do you follow, (insert name of section here)?	Lead the way!
Do you understand?	Enlighten us, Madam.
I will implement the merit-demerit system.	Ma'am, yes, ma'am..
Boys, minus 2.	(Everyone looks at the culprit and inwardly wishes that a black hole comes from nowhere and obliterates him.
If the creature left it blank, mark it wrong.	Pare, oh. Creature ka daw.
Sir Mike	Student's Response
Quiet please!
Quiet now!
Kuha pa?
Kaya pa?
88, 87, 86!...	Dali, dali, dali!
Fourth year!	You rang?
That's our next lesson pa.
Me, my ball and the LRT
Kaya niyo yan...	(roll eyes) Whatever, eebil psycho
Miss Pat	Student's Response
(to DJ)UPO!! (to class) Wala lang..	...WTF?!
(upon arriving)Bakit ang ingay-ingay? May watch-out pa kayo, ah!	Ma'am, look-out po. Di watch-out.
Miss Gargs	Student's Response
Am I clear?!	Yes, you're translucent!
Are you still with me?!	Uh, you're two meters away from us...
Integyers, Sigments, STAtistics, Goometry	o_0
You will notice all of them are perfect squares, isn't it?	Nice TAG line. Tag, get it?
Sir Buddy	Student's Response
Da batan...	Push the batans and let me know...
Miss Meds	Student's Response
(3 minutes after giving the exercise) Ang ingay niyo na, let's check!	Ma'am!!
All, right, children of the lesser god...	Children of the what? HERETIC!!
Sir Solas	Student's Response
First year, you have received your tin cans, are you?	what is it with TAGS?!.
Miss Gomez	Student's Response
(on recognizing a student during FlagCem) I know all of us are very taLENted.	Yes, we all have chaRISMS, we all have gipts.
Miss Mirambil	Student's Response
(on fixing the student line during FlagCem) Fast! Forward!	Uy, bilis! Play daw!! Hindi rewind!

Comments

[callanta88.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha!! I shall fish for student responses.. >:)