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[thoumayest]

Eight Sad Facts About Men

01-Nice men are ugly.

02-Handsome men are not nice.

03-Handsome and nice men are married.

04-Handsome, nice and unmarried men are useless.

05-Handsome, nice, unmarried and rich men are not interested in us.

06-Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us are players.

07-Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us and faithful are homosexuals.

08-Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us, faithful, straight and who would not lose interest in us even if we made the first moves - these men must have some problems!